How are you on this FINE Monday morning? Good? Relaxed? Ready to tackle this week and make it your bitch? AWESOME.
So, um... you know why I'm here, right? YUP. You guessed it- I need stuff.
1- Someone who can record & edit a few vlogs for me, like 5 of them. I have a dope concept in mind and need a semi-professional who doesn't mind being paid in big hugs and home-cooked meals.
2- A smashing good tattoo artist... I can wait no longer for my next tattoo but I need someone to draw it for me 'cause I can't draw for shit.
3- A brizziliant artist in general who can take my branding of The Jaded NYer (merchandise, etc) to the next level. (for payment, see #1)
4- *drumroll please* co-hosts for.....
THE RETURN OF MONDAY MUSINGS W/THE JADED NYER & FRIENDS...
BACK FOR ITS SOPHOMORE SEASON!!!
BACK FOR ITS SOPHOMORE SEASON!!!
And I cannot do it without you. Yes, YOU, my co-hosts. Plus topic ideas. New and upcoming artists to feature. Events to promote. Amazing new books to discuss on the air. You know how WE do it...
Last season we had a bit of a tumultuous relationship: many of you forgot to tune in or the show ran too late for you and some of you even bailed on me when it came time to co-host. But the past is the past. It's a brand new year and all previous indiscretions are forgiven. How could I be mad at you? Y'all are like, my lifeline n shit.
Plus we did have a wicked good time. Remember my show w/Jack on internet dating? Or the amazing discussion on Junot Diaz's novel, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao? How about that tribute we did for National Poetry Month? Or the VERY CONTROVERSIAL Mars vs. Venus segment that lit up the airwaves?? Remember??
We can have that old thing back, only better. OK?
So don't be shy; email me at rpenzo@thejadednyer.net for your chance to be my co-host(ess) with the most(ess) or to be a part of my MEDIA EMPIRE in general.
*smooches...getting back on track with my media domination plans*
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don't you wanna come along for the ride?
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Can't help you with #1, 2 or 3. But def can see about cohosting. We've been looking into doing the whole blog talk thing ourselves. So perhaps it can work out as a smooth transition. Congrats on the return!!
I'm up for a show or two.
BTW...I also need a tattoo artist to draw up my tattoo.
:D
You know I'll host a show. Especially if we are talking politics, relationships, black people needing to do better. ETC.
I have a friend of a friend who did one of my recent ones. She's a graphic artist turned tattoo artist and does all her pieces free hand. Not sure how she works, if it's just a friends thing or if she commissions herself out or what, so I'm seeing what I can find out for you.
Ok. Her name is Nicole Boitos and here's her web site ... http://nicole.cipherprime.com/ ... which has a spot on it so you can contact her if you want to.
Not sure if you remember it but the tattoo I got from her was the "1013" and little cat (a font where the letter "k" looks like a cat) that is in my Libra symbol on my arm.
In the same day, I watched her free hand tattoo a Sagittarius design for my sister, a little heart for a friend of mine, and Picasso's horse for another friend.
She's good. Now that I have the web site, I'm getting in touch with her about my next ideas.
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