Friday, August 28, 2009

If Polygamy Were Legal...

...and we were allowed to ALSO wed people of the same sex, my list would look like so:





















And I know what you all are thinking... HUH?

But keep in mind- these are people I'd marry, have in my harem, if I may be so bold. Meaning I'd have to deal with them on a daily basis. And while beefcake and sexbots are good to look at, I need a mate with substance.

So if you think about it, my list makes perfect sense.

Oh STOP JUDGING ME!!!

*smooches...wondering why all my hos are white-ish*
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that may be something to explore in therapy... who's in your harem?

11 comments:

Evy said...

Love it! Liev Schrieber, Britney Spears, Fiona Apple, Gabrielle Union, Jennifer Lopez, Gilberto Santa Rosa, Shakira, Kate Beckensdale, Thora Birch ,Mila Kunis, Kate Nash, Regina Spektor. Ok there are a crap load of women in my harem, lol. Alright...Oh whatever I don't care, lol

Marielys said...

of course first and foremost Derek Jeter, Beyonce, John Legend, Brad Pitt for some diversity (i kid), Reese Witherspoon, Halle Berry and Amerie...

Anonymous said...

I have no harem...I just don't want to be bothered.

LOLOL!

Dave Van Buren said...

wow, like 27 posts from you just magically appeared in my reader. I won't bother reading them all of course but it's good to pay you a visit again.

my harem??? too many wives will nag you to death it's a known fact!

The F_Uitlist said...

hahaha. Lets see who would I want in my harem: Kevin Garnett, Wentworth Miller, I'd keep my hubby he's the bomb that's all my patients run thin with too many mens around.

And yes I said MENS

Tiffany S. Jones said...

LMAO!!! A harem? Wow. Um, let's see.
Matthew McConaughey, Sandra Bullock, Morris Chestnut, Travis from Gym Class Heroes (don't judge me!), Henry Simmons, Regina King, Idris Elba, Jensen Atwood from Noah's Arc, Martin Luther, Van Hunt, Taraji P. Henson and Adam Levine.
Wow, that's a diverse crowd. LoL. OK, yea, that about sums it up.

12kyle said...

one wife is enuf...trust me! i don't need 7 women bothering me about why i didn't take the fuggin trash outside last night. lol

love rosario dawson. she can GET it.

minnie223 said...

ahhhh, Tyrese!!!! & of course Adewale Agbaje (Adebisi), Beyonce , Scarlet Johansson, Terrell Owens (T.O),David Banner.

Tiffany S. Jones said...

Oh yea, and Will.I.Am too! (Don't judge me!)

Nina said...

Hmmm...Eva Mendes,David Justice,Blair Underwood,Taye Diggs,Alicia Keys,Rob Lowe,T.On,Tony(my attorney)Maxwell,Lester Holt,Alejandro Sanz, Jorge Ramos,Rosario,Kamar de los Reyes..Ok I need to stop because I could go on forever.

The Jaded NYer said...

You know what's funny? The women all have extensive lists for their harem & the two men are like, "more than ONE wife?? NAH!" lmao

I love you guys...