Now You Know What To Get Nana For Christmas

Ladies and Gentlemen,

After much procrastination and lallygagging and pussyfooting around, it is my absolute pleasure to invite you to the GRAND OPENING of my brand new, highly anticipated online store-

The Jaded Bodega

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Right now it's a small selection of Tees, mugs, a tote bag and stationary, but as crazy ideas keep coming to me TRUST that more items will be available. And YES, I know I promised you a calendar but the ideas aren't flowing so easily on that one; I've given myself until November 1st to get that bad-boy done.

Big up to ALL the people who made this possible- those that stayed on top of me to get it done, those that provided ideas for merchandise and those that will gladly part with their hard-earned money to support my megalomania!

I love you all dearly and hope that the store lives up to the standard of lunacy you've come to know and love from my Jaded Empire.

*smooches...hoping to add more merchandise every month*
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and a special shout out to JACK for naming the store; he was trying to be funny but I loved it. What say you??