...whenever we speak and he calls me "sweetheart" I melt a little inside
...if I won the Lotto today he'd get half- no questions asked
...a tiny little, "I'm sorry. It was all my fault. Please forgive me." would squash everything between us
...I will never, ever be his, bear his children, or marry him. No matter what.
...in the short time we were together I kinda really fell for him
...I'd give him carte blanc in the bedroom, right now, no commitment necessary
...he was my first true love
...I only use him for an ego boost
...while I play the friend role, I'm secretly waiting out his relationship
...if I didn't have him in my life I couldn't go on
*smooches...for all the men- good and bad- in my life*
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you know what's fun? sitting here laughing at you tryna figure out which statement goes with which dude...as if you'd EVER get it right!
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I'm the Lotto guy in the second one... amirite?
Such a Tease, taunting folks and giving NOTHING.
I foolishly assumed that these were all about the same person.
My head hurts. ha.
Seriously though from how wonderful you speak of Jack I'd say he is the guy you'd give 1/2 of your winnings. Either that or he is definitely the guy who, if you didn't have him in your life, you couldn't go on.
I only use him for an ego boost No telling who unlucky guy is.
...a tiny little, "I'm sorry. It was all my fault. Please forgive me." would squash everything between us You lie!
LMAO @ folks trying to figure it out. The funny thing is the guy who is only good for the ego boost thinks he's the guy you couldn't live without. LOL Folks never think they're the sucka...
ahh the bitter sweet antics of the ones we love to hate and hate to love.
@smarty- you know I LIVE to annoy you!!
@ricardo- I wouldn't hold my breath on that lotto thing
@the f$%k it list- HA! You know how I do!
@tyrone- I'd never give ONE DUDE that much importance in my life or my blog. Except maybe two of them.
@don- why you got all Joe Wilson on me!! IF he apologized I'd totally accept it and move on!!
@loveisdope- I know, right?!
@aunt jackie- yes... can't live w/em...
backdafuckup Ricardo. Don right about me being the one she'd split the pot with.
And the I'm sorry thing - I kinda had the same reaction as Don. Really?
Ego boost has me stumped, for lack of being able to narrow it down ... hmmmmm
*runs and hides*
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