"Hi, it's Rocky, and as your friend I feel it's my place to let you know that you've passed the age where it is appropriate to have a song playing as your voice mail greeting. Thank you and good day."
*smooches...side eye-ing mofos through the phone*
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I mean, really, I love Buju Banton as much as the next Caribbean native, but static-y Buju in my ear for 1.5mins = I will not be calling you very often.