Inappropriate BBMs, Vol. 3

ME: I need some pizza in my life *sigh*

FRIEND: Pizza or penis? 'Cause I need the latter.

ME: I have penis. I need pizza.

FRIEND: Oh. I got pizza. Looks like we both ain't shit.

ME: Trade?

*smooches...only half joking about that trade*
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you can't judge me unless you've had NY-style pizza. It's so good you'd trade in the BEST penis in the world just for a slice!