Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Top 10 Reasons Why I Need To Take My Health Seriously

10. One lousy night of dancing killed my body so much I had to miss a day of work.

9. I look about four months pregnant. On an empty stomach.

8. I actually told myself, "Liposuction isn't ALL bad" the other day and meant it.

7. My fat jeans are too tight.

6. Something is wrong with my legs, and I suspect it's tied to all the Ramen I've been eating.

5. That pain in my side is back.

4. I noticed some god-awful back fat in the mirror the other day.

3. My skin, nails and hair are starting to show signs of wear and tear.

2. climbing the stairs to my apartment makes me so tired I take a nap on the couch as soon as I get home.

1. My grandmother died of diabetes-type complications, my aunt has had open-heart surgery twice, and the Penzos are riddled with cancer.

Basically, I need to get my shit together fast.

*smooches...hoping I still have time to make it right*
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my biggest fear right now is what my test results will say after I visit all manner of specialists *sigh*

4 comments:

The F_Uitlist said...

Well you can join me in my eat better in 2011 campaign. You say the word and I'll forward you over what I'm thinking

Tyrone said...

One cannot build an empire without being in sound physical shape. Mentally...well, let's stick to the physical.

Kelly said...

I hear you. I've been talking about needing to start exercising and get in shape for some time. Karma decided to kick me in the butt and throw a herniated disk my way as evidence of what happens when I don't exercise.

Damn karmic retribution!

Unknown said...

peace,
hope you feel better FIRST, cause you have to feel better before you do anything

if i am in ever in NYC, you have free capoeira lessons...