I don't know why people still engage in online conversations with me. I get that keyboard courage and it's all down hill from there. Actually, who am I kidding? I'd say this shit to your face and we both know it...
FRIEND: OMG, this lil' dude is a freak. Why is he sending me freaky text messages from the financial aid office?
ME: He's about to spend his entire refund check on you LMAO! SIDENOTE: I think I'll sign all my tweets, "Love & Balls, Jaded" from now on...
FRIEND: LMAO!!! I can't stand you for ALL of that!
ME: He gon make it rain on your vagina...
FRIEND: OK, I'm done. Dude just asked if I swallow. O_O Ni**a I don't KNOW. YOU!
ME: You don't like the taste of unknown pee-pee juice?
FRIEND: O_O LOG OFF!
*smooches...unsure of how and when I became so vulgar*
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I blame the media.
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This is another reason you're going to hell.
One of many. But the company will be good on that first class trip.
*rethinks all gchats we've had...*
*blocks Jaded from BBM and Gchat* I'm running for political office I can't have this shit popping up.
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