Boulevard Of Broken Dreams

ME: If only you'd move to BK we'd be perfect together.

FRIEND: No can do. I like the 'burbs too much.

ME: Well, I guess I'll keep looking.

FRIEND: Me, too :(

ME: You know this means I have to place you in the Friend Zone...

FRIEND: Noooo! It's dark in here and all the dudes are depressed

*smooches...wondering how I got such a bad rep*
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no one is heart-broken over losing me. if they were they wouldn't have lost me in the first place!