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His bio boasts "...18 years of fighting and training..." experience, and he's a former Marine, boxer, is NASM certified and is a 5th Degree Master Black Belt. But none of that matters as much as the what the sight of his carefully chiseled abs do to my girly parts...
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...which in turns makes me want to work hard in class. Just to please him.
I know I should be working out for me, to get healthy and fit, to turn my body into a lean, fat-burning machine, but y'all just don't understand... in the middle of class he used his shirt to wipe his brow and I swear I almost fainted when I saw his naked flesh. Then he came over to me and had me demonstrate a combination of punches with him and it took me to this happy place...
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Then HE SPOKE TO ME to see how I felt after class (GOD I think I giggled!!! ::slaps forehead:: I fucking giggled, y'all) and I proceeded to ask him about continuing with the classes after my voucher expires. Then...THEN, he recommended one-on-one sessions.
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It was like an out-of-body experience. I really don't know how I held it together! I just want to lick all manner of sticky dessert toppings off of his body. Like, for real.
And YES, I know it's his JOB to push for the more expensive personal training sessions but FUCK YOU! Don't ruin my fantasy!! We'll be dating by the fall, engaged by Memorial Day and married by Christmas!
*smooches...plotting & scheming*
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you're all invited to the wedding :)
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*sigh* See, it's this sort of needless distraction that makes me glad I put aside my initial misgivings about joining a women-only gym. I can guaranDAMNtee that I'm feeling no kind of love for the 20-something, no body fat, pony-tailed instructor screaming at me to push myself for another dozen tricep dips.
By the by, are you sure really want to use that Demi Lovato gif? Dating that Jonas brother may have made her happy for a awhile but they broke up and she lost her damn mind. So there's that.
hey even if things don't work out, at least you worked out right?
LOL!
He is all kinds of yummy, isn't he!
I figure, hey, whatever face motivation takes for you, run with it. Woohoo!
This post was funny! I am rooting for ya!
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