FRIEND: The man for me is probably on a permanent safari in the Kenyan jungle. We can never afford to find each other
ME: Well with negative thoughts like that lurking in the air...
FRIEND: How positive can I be? All lonely and horny at the same time? I call it "hornly." It's a terrible condition; they should make a pill for it.
ME: They do. GHB. O_o
FRIEND: o_+
*smooches...sprinkling positivity into people's lives*
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now my friend knows... all she needs to do to find her man is slip him a mickey
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LOVE the new word. Going to have to figure out how to fit "hornly" into at least two sentences today.
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