Rate the following in order of importance: handyman skills, income, comfort with slaughtering own dinner meat, number of apple devices owned, number of Tumblr followers, personal hygiene, relationship with mother, home library selection, knowledge of the bond derivatives market, whiskey knowledge, facial hair:
1. Personal hygiene
2. Facial hair
3. Home library selection
4. Comfort with slaughtering own dinner meat
5. Relationship with mother
6. Handyman skills
7. Whiskey knowledge
8. Income
9. Knowledge of the bond derivatives market
10. Number of apple devices owned
11. Number of Tumblr followers
Now that you know what matters to me, proceed with the sending of love poems, Buffalo-wing-o-grams and deeds to Park Slope Brownstones.
*smooches...wondering who will respond*
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especially since it's been a ghost town in the comments lately. I think I scared all the fellas away LOL
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3 comments:
My mom said give her a call Income and Handyman skills should be higher on the list. Personal hygiene is in the right place though.
No Jay Z quote today. maybe I'll come back later with one from Nasir Jones!
I'm baaacckkkkk.....
Thank to the lames, dudes with bad game(Jay says aim). Thanks to a little change Jaded tore you out the game. - Jay-Z
@smarty- stop hatin' on my boos!
@the f$%k it list- MA'AM...
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