HIM: Who is that on [the screensaver of] your phone?
ME: Idris Elba. That's my boo.
HIM: Really?
ME: I have a thing for Black men with accents.
HIM: (in a great fake Jamaican accent) Wha gwaan gyal...
*smooches...still laughing at that mess*
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a great sense of humor is priceless in my eyes
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