Well I'm Raquel. I'm not normal. And FUCK MATT!
Why? Because I was born with all my necessary parts in perfect working order, brain firing on all cylinders and above average beauty and intelligence (SHUT UP!!). And what have I done with my 37 years on this planet? A whole lot of motherfucking NOTHING!
"Raquel, you haven't made your first million yet? Well did you hear about this dude, Matt Stutzman, he's an archer with NO ARMS and he's going to the Olympics! Fuck you doing with YOUR life?"
Matt, you make me sick!
*no smooches today...go ask MATT to kiss you*
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I can't explain why this was my reaction; it just was.
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Stop comparing yourself to anyone else!
Did this Matt push two babies through his vajayjay?
I DON'T THINK SO! So he can go suck it.
You're freaking awesome. Enough said.
LOL@both of you.
Question: how the hell does someone use a bow and arrow with no arms? That's what I'd like to know.
I am going to just say you were clearly having a moment. *backs out of the room*
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