Smarty P. Jones: What are you eating [for lunch]? Twigs n' berries?
ME: You know cavemen ate lots of meat, right?
SPJ: Of course they did.
ME: So you're confusing a paleo-friendly diet with those starving ass vegans. THEY eat twigs and berries. OUR food has parents.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is Tuesday.
*smooches...clarifying shit*
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I'm sure I'll be getting hate mail from the vegans any day now. or maybe not. only about five people read this blog...
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