Because I'm awesome, and your life will improve tenfold from being in my presence.
No, but for real, it's a cool event. Come on out!
*smooches...taking the Empire to the next level*
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will you be there to witness it?
Read my first published story, Grey Matter, at Blue Lake Review online.
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