Let me tell you what happens when you press the statistics tab on blogger: you find out the weird and fabulous ways people end up on your site. Someone actually looked up "kind naked feet pic" and was directed to my site. WHY? I hate feet- everyone knows that. I don't like looking at them, I don't like mine, I don't even like to measure things in "feet"!
Another bunch of crazies typed "bitch please, I'm Dominican" and was directed here and, umm, I don't recall ever writing something like that. SkyNet has clearly developed some sort of technology that reads minds via keystrokes. CLEARLY.
If you ask me this is more proof that Google has waged war with me because I know it's already become self-aware, and that the Robot Apocalypse is near.
I'm on to you, GOOGLE. You won't win. YOU WON'T WIN!
*smooches...thinking that my meds have stopped working*
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oh wait, I'm not taking any meds...
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Um, the "bitch, please, I'm Dominican!"...that could TOTALLY have been something you've said.
And feet photos are disgusting. That's not up for debate.
I thought about you last night when I saw this commercial for outlook and how googled invades your privacy. Le Munchkin and I laughed, though he may have been laughing at his toes I don't know it was late.
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