I didn't write a Friday post because I said Fridays were reserved for inspirational posts, and I'm fresh out of inspiration. I got nothing. Go do whatever the hell you want- be happy, be miserable, eat babies- I no longer care. Instead, I will drown myself in capitalism and see how that works out. Why not? I have already tried Catholicism, drugs, alcohol, sex, exercise and a Paleo diet. None of it helped. Or maybe I'm being dramatic. WHATEVER, I WANT TO BUY ALL OF THE THINGS SO SHUT UP.
Here's what you need to get me for Christmas to help me on my capitalism journey:
This new wardrobe, ALL BLACK EVERYTHING.
This
sneaker, and all its cousins. I'm a size 10.
This
house in Azua, Dominican Republic (so I can finally leave this hellhole).
This
poster for my bedroom wall.
This man for my bedroom...bed.
That is all.
*smooches...trying not to be too greedy*
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this is a real list. for real. buy me something!
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